2 Random Guys and A Blonde Girl

Posted by Jane

As my friend and current flatmate Carla and I were enjoying some stir fry and a nice glass of red wine like 2 frumpy old ladies on a Friday night, a few unexpected visitors arrived. A recent flatmate, Mia, who had expressed her decision to stay on the other side of town not a few hours earlier, had spontaneously showed up, drunk as a peacock, loud as a barrister and loose as a goose, with 2 men at her side. (1 attractive 1 not, neither speaking very good English) 

I must say, though our night was going so sound without a hitch, I found it rather amusing to have this unexpected intrusion. Hardly able to hold a sentence by this time,  the extremely blonde, fake tanned Mia barged into the bathroom as I was brushing my teeth with half a shirt over her eyes, begging me to help her get it on straight. Bless her, she was putting on some sort of odd fashion show amongst her 2 suitors with the help of the illustrious Jack Daniels. Though they invited us to join, both Carla and I looked at each other and laughed, knowing perfectly well that Mia brought those men back to our place to carry on some very improper and scandalous ‘mischevities.’ (My new word) 

I bother writing about this because in retrospect, the entire incident made me contemplate whether or not this constitutes Mia as a floozy in my eyes. It wasn’t as if this was done delicately and was both comical and tragic as it seemed like a desperate, rather shallow act. I suppose it was in the way it happened. But who am I to judge? 

Which brings me to my question. What I’d like to know from anyone who’s reading is what exactly defines a ‘floozy’?

~ by Jane on July 19, 2008.